Give an ant your bathing suit
Teach a bear to pilot
Demand the moon to snow
Alas, they'll tell you no

no, No, NO

My friend, sit back
And take a nice looooooooooooong look
At all six legs
That you shaved the fur off yesterday
How hairy will you get
Before you ski naked down Rainier
And land in that pine tree you've been eying?

Ask a sick clown to make you happy
You might as well;
Your shoulder being too cold
For you to climb down

Leave me alone