Things synonymous with BLEAK:
-That American actor who wears black-rimmed glasses and features in eye drop ads on TV.
-White
-Dark
-Flat
-Uneventful
-Hopeless
-The career choices of a philosophy major
-The sky above Everest
-The jump from Everest <-- appropriate time to deposit a sign: "Blame the British."
-People
-Silence
-British dental health
-As it should be for a man who hits a woman, Chris Brown's career
-A cloudless sky
-"Wait a sec"
-As it should be for a man who hits a woman, Sean Connery's nether regions. Let me scalp and beard him legally and I'd do it, if you know what I mean.
-"My dear, itsh naught wuh-king out."
-The taste of Beer <-- debatable
-Beginning to cope
-Blah
-Getting out of bed in the morning after the realization hits you again that there would be no more schmoozing with the same mountain of wonderful, sparkling neurons known to you as your ex.
-Realizing afterward how insignificant our choices can be, and how the ratio of their real importance to us divided by their total importance to this world jumps from 40% to 90%.
-Knowing how really selfish you are at the end of the day.
-Depressing
-Finding out all of your chocolate has fruit in it <-- debatable
-Bleaker
-American foreign policy intelligence
-Three-inch slices of pumpernickel
-American intelligence
-Alaskan governing and voting intelligence
-Moodiness, from the perspective of the people around you who have to deal with it.
-That American actor who wears black-rimmed glasses and features in eye drop ads on TV.
-White
-Dark
-Flat
-Uneventful
-Hopeless
-The career choices of a philosophy major
-The sky above Everest
-The jump from Everest <-- appropriate time to deposit a sign: "Blame the British."
-People
-Silence
-British dental health
-As it should be for a man who hits a woman, Chris Brown's career
-A cloudless sky
-"Wait a sec"
-As it should be for a man who hits a woman, Sean Connery's nether regions. Let me scalp and beard him legally and I'd do it, if you know what I mean.
-"My dear, itsh naught wuh-king out."
-The taste of Beer <-- debatable
-Beginning to cope
-Blah
-Getting out of bed in the morning after the realization hits you again that there would be no more schmoozing with the same mountain of wonderful, sparkling neurons known to you as your ex.
-Realizing afterward how insignificant our choices can be, and how the ratio of their real importance to us divided by their total importance to this world jumps from 40% to 90%.
-Knowing how really selfish you are at the end of the day.
-Depressing
-Finding out all of your chocolate has fruit in it <-- debatable
-Bleaker
-American foreign policy intelligence
-Three-inch slices of pumpernickel
-American intelligence
-Alaskan governing and voting intelligence
-Moodiness, from the perspective of the people around you who have to deal with it.
