They might be nasty in real life, but there are things I constantly fantasize about.
  • Falling asleep in a giant, furry kangaroo pouch
  • Falling asleep against a friendly bear's belly, minus the fishy smell
  • Flying
  • Saving my workplace/friends from robbers
  • Torturing and killing rapists on porn channel(s)
  • Infiltrating the mob
  • Performing piano well on stage and making someone swoon with at least one piece
  • Writing the next "We Are the World"
  • Beating up wife beaters and feeding them to the dogs
  • Singing opera
  • Finishing a book with Susan
  • Starting my own business in hydro/aqua-ponics
  • Re-irrigating a man-made desert, one cactus/succulent at a time
Very hard to do at the moment, all of these, but hopefully, they'll get done. Post your weird fantasies here, as long as they're not racist!